Introducing… Trump on a Stump.
The comedian said he feared the relatively new tradition, in which parents move around their home a toy elf purportedly sent by Santa Claus to spy on kids in the run-up to Christmas, was “starting to lose its gravitas.”
“I noticed the kids are not so worried about it any more, they don’t fear the elf any more,” said Kimmel. “So this year we came up with a new product that I hope will make your kids behave bigly.”
Trump on a Stump doesn’t report back to Santa with who is being naughty or nice, however. This toy reports directly to the Pentagon — ensuring every misbehaving child will be immediately dealt with.
Check it out in the clip above.